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Originator:	Hooligan	Printable Version
Title:	From Drunk Cyclist

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From: Hooligan	On: 2007/06/25 05:57:40
Copied from Drunk Cyclist.... >> I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid bitch…why else would I buy dog food?

From: coral47	On: 2007/06/25 21:09:09
Good luck getting someone to bite on that one. : )

From: Huntress	On: 2007/06/25 23:35:39
That's cute.

From: Baldrick	On: 2007/06/26 00:49:21
ROFLMAO!!!

From: SmallGod	On: 2007/06/27 09:13:58
Heh, heh, heh.

From: Hooligan	On: 2007/08/15 06:18:50
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