From:  Hooligan
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On: 2007/04/26 04:59:11
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http://news.bbc...k/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
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From: muso
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On: 2007/04/26 05:48:55
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> Crow has suggested using "only one square per
> restroom visit, except, of course, on those
> pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I pity her husband.
It actually reminds me of a sign I saw in a bathroom once; it said "The Hasselhoff rules of toilet etiquette..." and went on the same way as above.
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From: stone5150
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On: 2007/04/26 05:49:46
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I guess if you are bulemic the one square this is feasible, because most of your food comes up the wrong way anyway. I take big healthy shits and one square, or even 4 or 5 won't cut it most times.
Just another example of a stupid ass celebrity thinking they know something about the world ad expecting us all to give a rat's arse about their opinion.
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From: rid
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On: 2007/04/26 06:52:33
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It's been tried -- in a fashion. I was in Poland 1980. For public lavatory visits you had to be prescient about paper needs and BUY your sqares in advance from the cashier. Old wrapping paper, too, I believe.
/RID
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From: Hooligan
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On: 2007/04/27 04:30:58
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I'm surprised it wasn't cheaper to use Polish bank notes, you wouldn't have been allowed to use copies of pravda either I suppose.
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From: Analog_Kid
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On: 2007/04/27 07:27:05
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>>paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
This is exactly the kind of forward thinking this world needs.
If only celebrities were empowered to make decisions for everyone.
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From: stone5150
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On: 2007/04/27 07:41:36
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I try to cut down on waste as much as possible, but I ain't skrimping on wiping my ass, regardless of what some fucking celebrity thinks. Celebrities that try to tell my broke ass how to save money when they piss away more in a month than I make in a year piss me off. Fuck em, if they want to save the planet, then let them spend their millions on something besides that trivial horseshit that they do.
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From: mac
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On: 2007/04/27 10:35:48
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come on, stone, let it out... tell us what you really think!
the Crowing One goes on to say...
>>"I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the heighth of wastefullness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product.. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."<<
ok, so running the electric washing machine and using the natural gas powered drier to clean the sleeves would be WAY better than cutting down a renewable tree, right?
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From: stone5150
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On: 2007/04/27 10:41:49
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Also, the attractiveness of a sauce and snot covered sleeve can't be overlooked.
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From: Analog_Kid
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On: 2007/04/29 19:40:50
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The woman is a hypocrite. The Smoking released Sheryl Crow's performance contract on their website and it is revealed that the singer and her entourage actually use "three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars" to spread their message of global warming across the nation, not a bio-diesel bus as her blog suggests. http://www.outs...ow_wants_limits_on_toilet_paper/
Oh, and the booze she likes depends the day of the week:
http://www.thes.../backstagetour/scrow/scrow1.html
And this woman was invited to White House why? No surprise that meeting went badly. I think this article is a good perspective on the likes of Sheryl Crow - http://www.sgvt...om/ci_5759757?source=most_viewed
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From: Baldrick
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On: 2007/04/30 00:35:49
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What bothers me is the bad thinking and lack of logical deduction involved. Arse wipes are produced by mostly pine wood pulp from sustainable forests. For each tree cut down, another is planted. It is well-known that young saplings absorb more carbon dioxide, weight-for-weight, than a fully grown tree. The only damaging environmental effect would be if the paper is subsequently bleached with chlorine, which can be hazardous to dispose of, so untreated arsewipes are best.
The conclusion is obvious: Wipe your arse! For the good of the planet! Give yourself a "gold ring" for proper anal hygiene. A good ten-sheeter.
PS. try flushing every 3-4 sheets to avoid blocking your shitter, it's nasty when you end up with a floater in your underpants
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From: Hooligan
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On: 2007/04/30 05:04:01
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I like to wipe using vellum, each time a calf is slaughtered it frees up a veal crate for another to live in, and the vellum is a useful by product of the delicious veal industry.
It's all 100% sustainable.
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From: Mujtaba_Alam
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On: 2007/05/01 04:20:56
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My Ass has nothing to do with Globe Warming.. "Did it just get warm in here"
Anyways.. Thats Celeb is stupid, she probably wipes her ass with money..
Which in reality is 10 times more worst the tissue papers..
More then 3/4 of the world don't use tissue paper to wipe their asses..
they use water, sand or the bush..
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From: stone5150
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On: 2007/05/01 05:47:43
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Shame is I used to like Sheryl Crow, now I think she is a stuck up stupid ass cunt.
Good on her for coming out with a political agenda.
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From: mac
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On: 2007/05/02 13:06:46
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hey.... no dissin' women. they're my favorite kind!
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From: Hooligan
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On: 2007/05/18 09:30:27
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This conversation is now closed.
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