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Title: Brett Bowers, famous Ack-Torrrrr and Director
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From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2008/11/27 03:38:37
I'm honoured. The Famous Ack-TORRRRR and Dreck-TORRRR Brett Bower contacted me!


May the Flying Spaghetti Monster help me. Another well meaning Christian has been spamming me with his so-called Message of Hope.

brettactordirector sent me the following PM:

Greetings!

Thought I would share this video with you. It's a story about putting your life on the line.

Sincerely,

Brett Bower
Writer/Director...and the actor as the Hitchhiker



Aaaaaaaaah..... Lovely.

My reply:

Please,

Do not contact me again with your Christian propaganda.



Obviously, lil Brett didn't quite get the message:


Well, I hope something about that story at least sticks in your mind.

I'll be praying for ya

Your Friend,

Brett




So I spelled it out for him:

(with regard to him praying for me)

Please don't forget to sacrifice a goat. The odour of its burning flesh pleases the LORD.

(and with regard to part of that story "sticking in my mind")

I threw it up into the toilet, shat on it and flushed it. So, that's a no then.



Obviously, Brett still doesn't quite get the fact that I just do not want to talk to him.


Hey, I just wanted to wish you a happy thanksgiving, man. For whatever reason, you choose to live your life filled with hatred and vile, evil, thoughts towards others. If that truly makes you happy, then so be it.

I know we both believe very differently from each other, but I guess I'm a person who doesn't believe in accidents. Every person I've ever met, or just "met" on youtube...I dunno...I just always feel like people's paths cross for a reason, ya know?

Maybe this sounds crazy...I know you're an atheist and everything. I'm not a preacher or some religious freak. I'm just a humble guy who knows that my life would feel empty sometimes. But knowing that someone died for my sins......it just blows me away. I mean...I'm nothin.' A nobody. But Christ went through torture for ME. Wow. I can hardly wrap my mind around it!

God is real. He will have some very serious questions for you once your life on Earth has reached it's end. This is the truth. What will you tell Him when he asks you why He should let you into Heaven?

Your friend,

Brett




Alright, Brett, I will try to explain it to you, my "Friend".

> you choose to live your life filled with hatred and vile, evil, thoughts towards others

Brett, booby, the moment I got your first unsollicited mail, I knew that that is what you thought about me. Now I wouldn't want to disappoint you, would I? So I just made sure to live up to your prejudices about me.

> I know we both believe very differently from each other

Mind the size of a planet, has our Brett

> I'm a person who doesn't believe in accidents

Tell it to Holly and Jessica, asshole.

> Every person I've ever met, or just "met" on youtube

Yes, indeed. That was NO accident. You went OUT OF YOUR WAY to approach me with your stupid message. A message that I am not interested in and that I did not ask for.

> I'm not a preacher or some religious freak

Speak to the hand, preacher boy.

> my life would feel empty sometimes

And therein lies the rub. There is the crux of the biscuit. The pivot of the argument. The nail on which the whole picture hangs. What you, and your ilk, do not seem to understand is that you cannot extrapolate your own feelings of inadequacy unto others. YOUR life would feel empty sometimes? I'm sorry to hear that. But guess what? Mine doesn't.

> knowing that someone died for my sins

Somebody died in vain. If they even existed in the first place. With your "sins" this has nothing to do whatsoever.

> I'm nothin.' A nobody

"Nothing"? A "nobody"? I'll tell you something, Brett. You're an irritating, condescending, arrogant, persistent, fundamentalist religious cunt. I will not hold back on the expletives. But a "nobody"? "Nothing"? You self-centered hateful egotistical BASTARD. Tell your MOTHER that you are "nothing". Tell your DAD that you're a "nobody". Tell your wife and children, if you have the good fortune to be thus blessed, that you are completely unimportant. You self-indulgent self-loathing masochistic CUNT. Tell it to your family and your friends, your colleagues, and even to all the people who have enjoyed your movies. How DARE you pretend to be so humble.

> God is real

There is no God and I am its prophet.

> He will have some very serious questions for you once your life on Earth has reached it's end.

Well, since there is no God, this point is rather moot, but let me indulge you in your fantasy, shall I. Let me follow you down into lala land for a moment, and pretend that after I die I would be facing such questions. Why go through the motions? I can give you my answer right now. It's two small words. The first one starts with an "F". The second with an "O". You work it out.

> This is the truth

[chuckle]

> What will you tell Him when he asks you why He should let you into Heaven?

With the same proviso as above, I will tell him this. He, apparently, created me. Well whoop-tee-fucking DO. But I had my life, and I made the most of it, to the best of my abilities. But now my life is over, I don't want to be "let into Heaven". If he created me, he can revert the situation to terminate my existence too. And he can stick his precious Paradise where the Sun don't shine

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