From:  mac
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On: 2008/03/03 12:49:42
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to "QUIT EMAILING ME THIS SHIT"???
Garbage, Chain Letters, Blessings, Cute Baby Pictures, Puppy and Kitty Pictures...
i can't fucking stand it anymore. i'm going to bruise some really important feelings very soon.
how do you say "quit sending me shit" nicely???
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From: stone5150
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On: 2008/03/03 12:55:37
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I dunno, lemme know if you figure it out.
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From: dragontooth
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On: 2008/03/03 12:58:48
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A lot of the stuff you are sending me gets filtered and my boss comes and chews me out for wasting his time for having to check it out (verify that it is spam and not important). I haven't said anything till now but if it keeps up the boss will fire me. After all I don't even get to see it. :)
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From: mac
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On: 2008/03/03 16:24:32
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nice.
she wouldn't even suspect that my hotmail account goes nowhere near my boss or my work, so very nice!
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From: Analog_Kid
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On: 2008/03/03 18:17:59
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Create a new filter or foler called 'love spam' and say nothing.
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From: Huntress
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On: 2008/03/04 00:37:53
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Why can't you just be honest?
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From: mac
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On: 2008/03/04 05:06:20
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i'm trying to. that's why i'm looking for; a nice way to be honest. like "those pictures of the amerikan flag and firemen are sure inspirational, honey, but i just don't have time to read all that..." or "could you please send things to my other email address (macsPr0n@hotmail.com)? because this one is just for reasonably important stuff"
see? i'm just not liking any of the ways i've come up with, Sandi. i need a really gentle way to change her (and several peoples') sending habits without making them feel like what THEY deem important is actually crap.
i once said something to a friend of mine and he quit sending me anything at all - sort of a "well, if he doesn't want me to send him stuff, then i'll just whack his name from my Contact list!!!"). i didn't hear from him for years. i had to track him down through friends. i don't want that. i just want her to write me emails like "hey mac, how ya doing? i got a new job. let's get together for rough sex and i'll cook you dinner" - you know, nice things like that. i don't want to have to wade through 50 inspirational puppy dog, patriotic, "did you hear the latest urban legend" stuff just to get invited over for rough sex and dinner.
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From: mac
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On: 2008/03/04 18:16:07
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oh god, just shoot me now!!!!
----------------------------------------------------
Subject: Fw: Let's see if you read your e-mail
LET'S SEE WHO READS THEIR E MAIL
A Hug Certificate for You!
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Send this on and back. Thanks!
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
This is a Hug Certificate!!
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You.)
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really tick 'em off!
If you receive this back 2 times... You're off to a good start,
unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!
If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times
. You are popular I wanna be just like you.
If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you...
------------------
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From: Huntress
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On: 2008/03/05 00:21:23
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Just tell her, "Honey, I really don't have time for all those cutsie emails you send so they get deleted. I'd really love to just get personal notes from you so I know you're thinking of me. The others are so impersonal that I just can't be bothered."
I'm not fond of them either, and I don't send them to muso.
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From: Baldrick
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On: 2008/03/05 02:25:45
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Send her about 1,000 emails advertising the efficacy and effectiveness of "Old Donkey McSlippy's Patented Anal Lube". With a picture of the American flag and a fireman. And a kitty-cat. And Ron Paul.
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From: stone5150
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On: 2008/03/05 07:33:25
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I absolutely fucking hate those chain letters that claim if you don't foward it to 10 friends something horrible will happen to you or your family.
What sort of sick fuck came up with that sort of shit to begin with?
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From: dragontooth
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On: 2008/03/05 07:39:19
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I save them and in a year or so send them out again so the circus will continue. I have have the same cuty little pictures sent to me by 5 different people in 4 years. Of course they were all forwarded.. if you look deep enough my email was in there sometimes 3 times LOL
Spam the internet we have nothing but time to kill.
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From: mac
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On: 2008/03/05 18:33:02
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oh Sandi, no, no, no. i have been around the block. you may be a level-headed woman, but you have to admit that they're mostly not like you.
when you tell a woman something like that, all she'll hear is the first 5 words, and the rest will just be a buzzing in her ears, as she plays and replays the "I really don't have time...." part. and coming up with things to append that you never said!
"I really don't have time...." for you
"I really don't have time...." for a relationship
"I really don't have time...." for anything that you like
"I really don't have time...." for anything that's important to you
but her ears WILL clear just in time to hear the last "... I just can't be bothered."
oh, no, no, no!
i have learned a thousand times not to say anything nearly like "I really don't have time...."!
if all women were more like you, us men would be much happier (and less crazy) creatures!
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From: coral47
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On: 2008/03/10 21:39:29
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I told my sisters to stop sending me pic attachments. They were gagging my dialup.
Worked like a charm. : )
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From: shekerra
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On: 2008/03/17 17:15:04
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I have an account for jokes and when anyone sends them to any other account aside from my joke account - I email back that this is not the account for jokes and to please use my joke account :)
Nobody has ever had a problem honoring these requests - get a joke account!
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From: Baldrick
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On: 2008/03/26 04:13:03
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Some bugger keeps emailing me shit from a joke account. Bastards.
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From: shekerra
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On: 2008/03/26 06:31:53
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tee hee
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From: higginspi
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On: 2008/03/31 16:29:16
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Just tell her.
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From: shekerra
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On: 2008/03/31 16:33:31
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higgi - is that really YOU or are you ?
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