From:  Pino Carafa
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On: 2007/11/06 09:00:47
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mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go
so mary to the butcher went, the lamb it followed suit
that evening our mary cooked delicious Irish stew
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
and because humpty was terribly fat
he made a rather good omelette
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From: Pino Carafa
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On: 2007/11/06 09:19:23
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
he broke his arms and as well broke his legs
and made a whole pile of scrambled eggs
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From: Pino Carafa
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On: 2007/11/06 09:22:38
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How much is that doggie in the window (woof woof)
the one that is rather obese
How much is that doggie in the window
can I take him to the Chinese
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From: Pino Carafa
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On: 2007/11/06 09:31:23
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Hey diddle diddle
the cat's on the griddle
the cow took it off too soon
the little dog got a tummy ache
and chucked up all over the spoon
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From: coral47
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On: 2007/11/06 23:11:15
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
When they came down
Jack quickly left town
'cause Jill forgot to take her Pill.
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From: Baldrick
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On: 2007/11/07 02:00:13
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Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her,
so she squished the little bastard with her size 10 hobnail boots
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From: Huntress
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On: 2007/11/07 02:31:43
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
on top of Jill
and now they have a daughter.
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From: Pino Carafa
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On: 2007/11/07 02:41:13
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hahaha
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From: shekerra
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On: 2007/11/08 22:38:03
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<ForBaldrick>
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
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From: coral47
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On: 2007/11/08 23:16:32
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lol
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From: Huntress
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On: 2007/11/08 23:25:01
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Mary Mary, quite contrary
Why does your tummy grow?
Ask Tommy Tucker, that little fucker,
he's sure to know.
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