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Originator:	stone5150	Printable Version
Title:	The Pastor's Ass

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From: stone5150	On: 2007/10/30 07:34:22
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day. NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a framer for $10.00. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IN WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day The moral of the story is Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!!! Have a nice day Don't live by each breath, but by the things that take your breath away

From: Pino Carafa	On: 2007/10/30 07:36:44
LOL

From: muso	On: 2007/10/30 07:40:21
:-)

From: coral47	On: 2007/10/30 22:14:07
Good one. : D

From: Huntress	On: 2007/10/30 23:45:40
Tee hee hee ha ha ha ha!

From: Baldrick	On: 2007/10/31 01:57:13
heheheheheh :)

From: Baldrick	On: 2007/10/31 02:03:02
Gary Kasparov challenged the bishop of Bath and Wells to a series of chess matches. Predictably, the clergyman was annihilated every game by Kasparov's superior tactics and strategy. With each humiliating defeat, the bishop got increasingly frustrated, made correspondingly poorer moves and the game would be lost in mere minutes. In the final game of the day, the bishop was in such a quivering emotional state that he had an apopletic fit and lost conciousness. The next day's (predictable) headline read KASPAROV BEATS THE BISHOP VIGOUROUSLY UNTIL HE PASSES OUT <ducks for cover />

From: Huntress	On: 2007/10/31 02:48:24
Good one!!!

From: shekerra	On: 2007/11/03 14:07:09
Good ones stone and bladders :)

From: hes	On: 2007/11/05 09:59:01
LOL

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