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Title: BOUGHT A 2ND HAND SHIFT KEY AT A GARAGE SALE
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From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/21 13:47:59
JOK SAYS I NEED A SHIFT KEY - BUT I THINK IT'S WAY TOO LOUD, DON'T YOU?

From: Send Carobit Mail JOK On: 2007/03/21 16:25:22
NOT NEARLY LOUD ENOUGH,NO SIREE, BOB

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/21 20:21:02
That's it?

What a waste of 30 seconds.   : P

From: Send Carobit Mail JOK On: 2007/03/21 23:49:57
stop trying to hijack the thread by talking about your sex life.

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/22 09:44:22
HU? SHE'S HAVING LOUD SEX WITH BOB?

From: Send Carobit Mail JOK On: 2007/03/22 16:15:33
no, the 30 second part. Like he could last 30 seconds...at one time.

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/22 20:49:05
She's happy about it. Her last BF could only do 15 seconds.

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/23 09:23:21
YOU MEAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT FOR LONGER THAN THAT?  BUT THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES!  I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/23 21:35:44
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Don't sweat it. 15 seconds is Good (10 seconds is average). It takes years of pratice to get to 30 seconds.
hint:
MVUYPA

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/24 15:35:42
maybe viagra ups your penile ability?

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/25 20:54:20
Nope. Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

From: Baldrick On: 2007/03/26 07:21:57
Pssst. Word to the wise. Rubbing Tabasco on your bell-end dramatically increases your staying power.

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/26 11:00:08
yea, i heard ben-gay works wonders too!

MVUYPA stands for "Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee"???

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/26 21:30:26
>> MVUYPA stands for "Coffee...

That's right, you don't play much at TOS Lounge. That is for the 'Years of Practice'.

Masterbate Vigorously Until You Pass Out

From: Daydreams On: 2007/03/26 23:26:02
>MVUYPA

Coral47! If I didn't lurk about you'd be misspelling all over the place. MVUYPA? A? Plus I coined the term and it's MVTYPO (not "until", but "till").

Carry on Carobiters..  :-)

From: Send Carobit Mail Huntress On: 2007/03/26 23:44:47
Ah Ha!  That's why I couldn't figure it out!  laughing

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/27 14:52:47
Masterbate Vigorously Until You Pass AWAY!
i like the viagra one better :)

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/27 21:04:00
>> A?

Yep. No doubt about it. I'm losing my mind. 

My bad.

From: Daydreams On: 2007/03/27 22:32:20
Nice to see you Sandi! I hope all is well!

(sorry for the hijack mac:-)

..and coral47, you ain't losin your mind.. you merely lost the O, as in MVTYPO.

From: Send Carobit Mail Huntress On: 2007/03/27 22:50:08
Just getting over a nasty case of the flu, but otherwise everything is great!  My vacation is finally set for the first two weeks in October so that's when I'm going to England to see my muso! grin

From: Daydreams On: 2007/03/27 22:59:36
Cool! I'm glad to see romance flourishing! Get better soon.

From: Send Carobit Mail Huntress On: 2007/03/28 00:25:46
Ain't love grand?

From: Send Carobit Mail JOK On: 2007/03/28 02:38:03
Love costs alot more than a grand. Sex is cheaper.

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/03/28 15:40:31
YEA, AND IT ONLY TAK&%^es 15 seconds!
(damn, this cheap second-hand shift key just fucking exploded on my desk! must be from china!)

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/28 20:49:22
>> ..and coral47, you ain't losin your mind..

That's even worse. Now I don't have a good reason for messing up that bad.  : (

Enjoy your ...mmmm... vacation, Huntress.  : ))

From: Send Carobit Mail Huntress On: 2007/03/28 22:10:16
Oh I plan on it, but it's not until October dear.  [wink]

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2007/03/28 22:18:34
>> but it's not until October

I saw that. I was trying to be nice and not remind you of how far away that is. 

[wink]

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