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Title: I hate that woman - still
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From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/14 23:09:14
I saw an interesting thing today...  you know those little troll dolls? They look like her .... except they are prettier...


From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2006/09/15 01:10:19
Who?

From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/15 01:12:34
Mrs Boss

From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/15 01:14:22
Geeeze Pino, weren't you following the Hate That Woman saga in the last incarnation of Carobit?

From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2006/09/15 01:29:58
My memory has been failing lately.

From: Send Carobit Mail stone5150 On: 2006/09/15 02:59:53
She is the woman that Elijah has a crush on, that is why he rags on her alot.

From: Send Carobit Mail higginspi On: 2006/09/20 09:03:24
When are you going to post her real pic?

From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2006/09/20 09:06:18
I second that.

From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/20 18:33:58
C'mon guys, I'm doing you a favour NOT posting it...

Honestly, she is the real-life version of those troll dolls

From: Send Carobit Mail muso On: 2006/09/21 00:33:57
> I'm doing you a favour NOT posting it...

Aw, go on!  You've given her such a build-up over the years that it seems as though we all know her so well.  It seems rude not to introduce us all to her.

Although I understand that you'd like to keep the lady who's pervaded your deepest and darkest fantasies to yourself.  By posting a picture, at least we can all agree on how wonderful she is, and finally move on.

From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/21 00:40:07
No! It would be too embarrassing...

From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2006/09/21 00:52:53
Nah. It'll be interesting. Like a rare form of testicular cancer would be interesting.

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2006/09/21 22:28:46
Thanks! I really needed that pic in my head.   : /

From: ElijahBailey On: 2006/09/21 22:47:42
Better that than the one they are asking for, Coral...

From: Send Carobit Mail coral47 On: 2006/09/24 20:54:03
That bad?  Really??

Now you HAVE to post one of her.

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2006/09/26 14:25:50
EB you should start a blog about Mrs. Boss! I'll bet you would have quite a following...

From: Send Carobit Mail stone5150 On: 2006/09/26 14:31:32
He needs to post a pic of her already. This has been going on for like 2 years or so, I wanna see how buttfugly she really is. Post it before Halloween please.

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2006/09/26 14:37:32
EB just buy one of these: http://www.4hiddenspycameras.com/wir24colpenc.html
then you can secretly cam her! Hurry up! Check ebay too.

From: elijahbailey On: 2006/09/26 17:33:50
Thanks Shek but as of yesterday, I don't work there any more. I made a comment about her wearing the same clothes for eight consecutive days and suddenly my job is redundant. Yay!!!

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2006/09/26 18:51:35
ermmm you were terminated? Are you ok?

From: elijahbailey On: 2006/09/26 19:53:39
Well, Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't show up but I was made redundant, which is probably the best option of a list of dubious choices. Whether I am ok or not depends on what I do next and there are a range of choices there. Working for that bunch has dulled my enthusiasm for the technology industry so I might consider some of my other interests for making a living. Thanks for your concern anyway.

From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2006/09/27 01:29:34
First of all, sorry to hear it. But now there really can't be any more reason for you not to post her picture. Just come in on the pretext of some exit interview or something and **snap**.

Or at least name and shame the b****

From: elijahbailey On: 2006/09/27 05:49:58
Yep, I had that in mind. Once I am safely paid up and re-employed I will post the mug shots...

From: Send Carobit Mail stone5150 On: 2006/09/27 08:57:07
WE can all post copies of the bitch all over the internet with captions of Ugliest Bitch award. Put her up for the Hot or Not thing, etc.

From: Send Carobit Mail Huntress On: 2006/09/27 14:21:17
You've seriously been wasting your talents there for far too long and you know it.  I say good riddance to bad rubbish Alan.  I know you can do better.  [smile]

From: elijahbailey On: 2006/09/27 16:52:39
Thanks Sandi, at least it was entertaining for a while... sorta kinda...

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2006/09/27 18:53:15
for awhile? Seems like it lasted for as long as I've been around - ermmmm 5+ years!

From: elijahbailey On: 2006/09/27 19:29:34
5 years 4 months

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2006/09/27 20:24:04
ooh I've been around for 5 years 10 months! So I was a wee one when you first started working there. Sometimes it is good to move on EB :)

From: Send Carobit Mail higginspi On: 2006/10/19 09:39:21
Sorry EB :(

From: Send Carobit Mail mac On: 2007/02/14 11:01:51
hey redundant, get a job yet?

From: Send Carobit Mail stone5150 On: 2007/02/14 11:03:50
Where is the pic of the skank ex-boss?

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/14 14:29:58
Ah yes, I did threaten...er.. promise you that didn't I?

Well, grab a bag, I warned you


From: Send Carobit Mail stone5150 On: 2007/02/14 14:31:56
She is rather troll-like isn't she

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2007/02/14 23:28:14
ermmm, she does not look too happy with the person who took her picture...If looks could KILL, I am sure you would be DEAD.

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/15 01:36:22
Oh no, no, no. THAT is her HAPPY look...

And I would agree with Stone but I think trolls look prettier...

From: Send Carobit Mail Pino Carafa On: 2007/02/15 02:24:15
This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. All I can do is ensure that that will be mercifully short.

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/15 04:07:53
You may be starting to get my point...

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2007/02/15 07:46:05
Did you, (at minimum) attract a more *pleasing to the eye* company wife in your current employ Elijah?

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/15 14:33:07
There are some stunningly gorgeous babes where I now work. It is a veritable playground...

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2007/02/15 14:43:18
>It is a veritable playground...
so we will hear some exciting news in the near future...Now is the time to quit obsessing over your ex-bosses wifey :)

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/16 00:15:01
Oh I quit obsessing ages ago. I was just reminded that I had not posted her mugshot here, so...

By the way, I just had a nice two weeks in New York with my girlfriend. Twas lotsa fun smile

Attended the week-long Jazz Conference in midtown Manhattan.

From: Send Carobit Mail shekerra On: 2007/02/16 05:05:39
Yay Elijah - am really happy for you - jazz conference too! I did not know you played! It feels like so long ago I was in Manhattan, (had some good food with JKR from EE.) Did you get out to Broadway and such?

From: elijahbailey On: 2007/02/16 08:58:47
We didn't get to see any shows on Broadway with all that was happening at the Jazz Conference but we did see Les Paul at the Iridium Jazz Club. He is 92 and still playing.

We went to the top of the Empire State Building, took a Ferry to Staten Island (I don't know why, it was on her list of things to do), had a look at the WTC site (depressing), had a look at Grand Central Station and Central Park and discovered the joys of riding the subway.

We did a lot of walking around lower Manhattan, walked through Battery Park and walked across the Brooklyn Bridge. That's the short version. We did a lot in two weeks and I really would like to go back for a longer and more relaxed visit. The first week was taken up by the Jazz Conference so any sightseeing we did was in the second week.

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