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Originator:	JOK	Printable Version
Title:	Joke

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From: JOK	On: 2006/10/12 08:36:21
Two people were walking down the street. One was the world's tallest man. The other was a witch. The man walked into a bar, and the witch turned into a pet store.

From: Huntress	On: 2006/10/12 16:15:53


From: mac	On: 2006/11/07 18:37:27
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No.. .not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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