Originator: Pino Carafa Printable Version Title: Transcript of Sewer vid Back to YouTube Discussions Attachments Add Attachment History From:  Pino Carafa On: 2008/11/30 03:38:10 the text in quotes is his “I used to be an atheist too!” Liar “And I totally understand you guys” Actually, we have girls, too. And t-shirts And you understand Jack Shit “don’t feel uncomfortable” Don’t worry, I’ll be very comfortable. I’m not so sure whether YOU will be after I’m done tearing you a new arsehole, though. “Atheism is fun and [total abrogation of any responsibility]” Atheism means that you cannot hide behind ANYTHING to justify what you do. God didn’t tell you, and the Devil didn’t either. For everything you do you must take TOTAL responsibility. Yup. That’s fun alright. “You can [be totally disrespectful toward religion]” Yeah, well, you see, it’s not hard to lose respect for a school of thought that centers on condemning the large majority of humanity. But “fun”? No. I wouldn’t call it “Fun”. Then you rant a bit about the Bible Thank you for illustrating how you were in fact brought up as a Christian. You just proved that you never actually lost your BELIEF in a God. You talk about not respecting it. But you don’t understand what it’s like to realise that the God you’ve always believed in most probably does not exist.   And THAT is what it means to be an atheist. Not just kicking against a few sacred cows. “Why are you guys Atheists, really?” Hang on. Didn’t you start off by saying YOU were one? What’s this now? Amnesia? Idiot. “[My girlfriend] proved to me that God existed.” This is where it gets interesting. Anybody who had ACTUALLY experienced such a “proof” would spend the remainder of the video trying to communicate it to the audience. But let’s see how YOU proceed, shall we?   But all YOU do is repeat a few times that she gave you “proof you couldn’t deny” What? WHAT proof? Hmm? Helloooooo? Anybody home!? “I still didn’t want to leave Atheism because it was fun!” What a fucktard you are. Firstly, “Atheism” isn’t a fucking CLUB that you can join. You are an atheist if you don’t believe in gods.   So the moment your girlfriend gave you “proof” that there was a God, and this “proof” was undeniable, as you claim (but nobody can verify because you’re too chicken to actually spell it out), you had ceased to be an Atheist. Whether you liked it or not, from that moment you would have been a believer.   This proves, once again, that you never were an Atheist. You’re just a con artist who thinks he can schmooze himself into an Atheist’s mind by the strength of a bullshit argument.   You fail “I didn’t have to [...]”. I was free, it was fun! Yeah. So what was stopping you? Just because you now believed that there was a God doesn’t mean you have to start kissing its ass, does it?   The only reason why you cannot see the strength of this argument is that you have never been outside the circle of Faith. You, sir, have ALWAYS been a Christian. “I used to be an atheist too!” I repeat: Liar “What If ...” HEEEEEEEEREEEE’S Pascal’s Wager? Nope. A new one! “There is a creator and it wants to be worshipped” Yes? So? I’d like to have a billion dollars. It ain’t gonna happen either. But there’s more! Hurray! “... if you worshipped that Creator you would be better off” Eh Jimmy, if you know what’s good for you, Jimmy, you better pay the boys the next time they come visit. Capisce? Failing to collaborate can be very bad for your health, Jimmy. Now you wouldn’t want something BAD to happen to you, would you, Jimmy? I thought not, Jimmy. Good boy, Jimmy.   I don’t know what YOU would call that. But I call it extortion. Blackmail. Bully-boy tactics.   Is that what your Creator is? By Jove! Dawkins is right! He’s a BULLY! “You gotta show submission” Dude. I don’t know what possessed you to go streaking ahead like that, but I’m still stuck at “I got undeniable proof”. Where is your proof, Bozo? Lemme have it. NOW. “Would you guys show submission?” Ok. You’re obviously not going to do us the simple courtesy of actually telling us what your proof was. Right. “Would you throw away that freedom?” Never mind the fact that you never actually gave us any PROOF (did you think I was going to leave that alone? Think again, numbskull.) “Would you?” No. I would cling on to it. I don’t believe in your sad little schoolyard bully God. And since you have not given me any proof for its existence, (And I’m going to bloody well repeat that fact on EVERY slide from here on in), this point is rather moot.   I would never submit to the bastard. Not in a million years. So you say I would be treated better if I did? What good is that going to do me? Think about it, arsehole. For ONE moment in your pathetic, miserable life, pull your head out of your anus and THINK.   If you are capable of ANY human empathy, think about it. So you escape immediate torture by kissing God’s ass. Wonderful. But your Atheist brother doesn’t. Your Hindu sister doesn’t. Your agnostic undle doesn’t. The Atheist stranger down the road doesn’t. They are still going to end up tortured for all eternity. “Surely that is THEIR problem.” I can just imagine you saying. “THEY chose to reject God” Well, sorry, but I don’t work that way. I can’t simply pretend not to notice that others are suffering eternally. So if I KNEW that your God was real, if I KNEW that it would be able to open the doors to Paradise to me, knowing that it would slam them shut in other people’s faces would rather spoil the fun for me. I could probably push the thought away for a while. Maybe quite a long while. A billion years perhaps. That’s a long while. But, it’s nothing really. It doesn’t even begin to start scratching the surface of the thin veneer overlaying the true depth of “eternity”. And for all THAT time ... I would be in Hell. I would eventually start feeling EVERY torment that I KNEW the others were suffering right there and then, while I was trying to “enjoy” myself with the Great Extortionist. Fuck that. “Would you throw it all away” So, no. I wouldn’t. So, I guess I won’t be going to heaven then. Now here is a question for you: “Hell awaits you” I think I saw you come in your pants while you said that. Would that get your rocks off, knowing that “hell awaits” some people? You sick pervert? You miserable good for nothing hate-mongering despicable excuse for a human being? I’m looking at a still of you, immediately following you saying that. “Hell awaits you”. You are positively SMIRKING, you dickhead. So you are asking, would you throw it all away? Hell no. At least I would get to spend eternity in Hell in the company of some people who were capable of real compassion toward their fellow human beings. Not evil bastards like yourself. That alone is worth the torture. Every single second of it. In the mean time, you enjoy heaven. Just don’t ever lie to us about having ever been an Atheist again, OK? Oh. And I forgot to mention it in the last few slides: You never gave us that proof. How strange. “Be humble” You first